earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke


andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

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msmorra: Taking Sherlock quotes out of context is almost as fun as doing it with Supernatural.

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

please stop reblogging this it was a bad idea


wooww how snide of you. my cheekbones aren't even visible
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Anonymous

shhh anon

shhh

i like your wallpaper though, very fashionable 


i'm the cutest patootie to ever patoot
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Anonymous

yes that you are anon

Your cheekbones are amazing. <3 


Reblog / posted 5 hours ago with 1 note

purple-tailcoat replied to your post: I think you’re really pretty :)

why don’t i get anons telling me i’m pretty some rude shit going on right here

Who knowsssss.

I just don’t understand really. 


owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’